This here is a list of gift ideas for me:

• TASCHEN Books, especially interesting art, such as:
  • Robert Crumb Sketchbooks
  • Logo Beginnings
  • Science Illustration
  • The Illustrator.
  • 1000 Record Covers
• T-Shirts from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source
• A Unicycle
• Vex Fishnet Opera Gloves
• Grande Lava Lamp (27″ or larger)

For what it’s worth, this page is mostly for my mother or wife, but I’ll keep it updated, so if you see something on this list, it’s still something I don’t own.